See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.
Keep us safe? Your function is keeping us safe?
I’m sorry to inform you, little boy, but if that’s what you’re made for, you MAJORLY SUCK at it. You murderous bastards are responsible by 90% of all the homicides. You also commit the huge majority of all rapes, and look how interesting, most women are raped by men they know, and one quarter of rapes are commited by women’s intimate partners, who according to your theory should be their main protectors, right? Hell, just browse through this fucking wikipedia entry and you’ll see how well you useless louts have been keeping us safe.
It doesn’t really count when your “keeping us safe” means keeping us safe FROM YOURSELVES. Because you don’t keep us safe because you care about us, you do - WHEN you do - because you see us as your property. The same dude who catcalls and gropes a strange women in the street will be fiercely protective of his sister or girlfriend because he sees them as objects that belong to him. And by the way? You only “keep us safe” if we agree to be your fucktoys or your little domestic servants. You’re like the fucking mob, you “protect us” as long as we comply, if we don’t you little shits will outright kill us. Great keepers you are.
I don’t have to make you “look like an asshole or a crybaby”, boy. You do it pretty well by yourself.
Welcome to Australia, bitch